How far along am I?????

Ummmm....... I had a few hours to myself today so I went out to run a few quick errands and get my eyebrows waxed since I've got a make up baby photo session tomorrow morning (more on that later) I walk into the salon and the nice eyebrow lady says to me, "Ahhhhh, how far along are you?" I look a little shocked and then smile and politely say " Oh no, I had my baby two weeks ago...." She then looks at me and says.....

"Don't worry you'll lose the weight!" 

Ouch, hope your day is going better than mine. If you need me you can find me staring in the mirror all afternoon and dreading the fatty mcfatterson pictures I'll be taking tomorrow.  

Grrrr.